She knew I had gone commando one day & pulled my trousers down in front of the whole school or like the time she set a webcam up in my bedroom & broadcasted me masturbating over the Internet to all her friends.
I was looking through the Internet one day and got a pop up saying are you sick and tired of being the butt of everybody else's jokes.
I clicked on the pop up to see what it was advertising.
The screen in front of me said if you are sick of being the local laughing stock then we can help you just click on our free trial and see what we can offer you.
I clicked on the free trial button & the website said hi Simon White you are sick and tired of your sister getting the best of you.
Just take an item of her clothing and hold it to your chest and say sister to me me to sister & feel my revenge.
I thought it was a practical joke but what have I got to lose.
I grab my sisters jacket from the hallway & said the words.
I morphed into a copy of my sister it lasted for about 10 seconds.
I looked at the website to find out what to do next it said just send $25 to the necromancer of revenge at paypal.com and you will receive a 48 hour period of transformations to be used as you see fit you can use it for 1 hour or 24 at a time.
Just hold an item of clothing & say the words sister to me me to sister & feel my revenge.
When you are done just say revenge completed and you will transform back to your normal self but remember this transformation spell does not work on clothing so make sure you do it when you are alone.
The next time my sister went out of town I went into her college found the janitor's closet transform myself into my sister & slipped on a pink bikini and brown leather jacket & went to work on ruining her reputation flashing everybody I met.
She will never live this one down and what do I do with the rest of my time I think I'll get her arrested for prostitution or something.
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