I was jealous at all the attention my wife was getting.
you would have thought I had nothing to do with the making of this baby.
her friends gave her a baby shower & people gave up their seat on the bus for her.
One night I was giving her feet a rub I said to her women have it so easy when they're pregnant.
She gave me a scornful look and said would you like to be the one carrying all this wait around the endless trips to the toilet and all the doctors appointments?
If you think it's so much fun why don't you take my place for a while and with that she gave me a kiss that felt like my soul was being ripped out of my body and when I open my eyes I was now her and she was now me.
My back and feet were killing me from the extra weight I was now carrying & the large swollen breasts were painful with all the milk I was now producing.
she said to me if I could make it one month without complaining she would switch us back but if I could not I would have to go through childbirth.
as you can see I couldn't do it being pregnant is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be and I never want to experience what I went through giving birth again.


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