James looked at his wife Samantha and said to her you call this a romantic dinner?
Do you have any idea how long it took me to get your body ready today for this?
Samantha just looked at her husband all dolled up and said don't you remember this is where you took me on our first date?.
James just looked at her and said that was before we had money.
Samantha just looked at him and said the therapist said the best way to get the spark back in our relationship is to spend time in each other's bodies reliving what made us fall in love with each other in the first place.
So it hot dogs and beers and then screwing in the backseat of your car in the parking lot just like it was on our first date.
James just looked at Samantha pissed off & said well it's a good job I'm not wearing any underwear then which maked Samantha choke on her drink.

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