Just look at them.

Tony was pretty sure that, out of all the boys on the beats that day, when the great shift hit, he got the best body. That was until he had to live with the big tits he now had, and he discovered they might look good, but they might feel incredible to play with. Still, on a day-to-day basis, they were just nothing, more than a lot of boob sweat backache, a constant distraction and unwanted attention from creepy men.