Puddle.

Richard felt slightly dirty doing it in the car park especially seeing it was not his body he was in.

But after seeing the state of the ladies toilets he was not going to put his ass down on one of those filthy dirty toilets.

He always assume the ladies was cleaner than the men's but after seeing that place he changed his mind.

He could not understand why there was piss on every toilet seat seeing everybody sat down unaware of the fact that most women hovered above the toilet causing the mess they were trying to avoid sitting in themselves.