Friday 21 June 2024

This is definitely not what I ordered?

When 25-year-old Daniel had booked his body Airbnb he did not expect to find himself upon arrival as a naked young woman.

It clearly stated on his rental agreement that he would be swapping with 35-year-old Terry for 2 two months, not 24-year-old Emma.

He picked up the cell phone on the bedside table and angrily rang the Rental Company.

He sat there feeling cold and slightly exposed as he listened to terrible music waiting for somebody to answer the phone.

After 30 minutes of frustrated weighting, somebody finally picked up the phone at the other end.

After angrily explaining his situation to the lady at the end of the phone he was told that there had been a last-minute problem that resulted in him having to be put in An alternative body.

She explained the apartment he was in was only 10 minutes from the company worked for so he would need help attending his meetings for the next two weeks.

Frustrated angry and getting very overwhelmed by his female emotions Daniel scrolled down the phone and asked how am I supposed to tell my meetings in a woman's body.

Everybody will think I'm just some sort of secretary or female intern.

The woman at the other end of the phone line was annoyed by his sexiest attitude.

She just said to him women can do anything they want nowadays.

We have left makeup and other items you will probably need over the next two months.

There are instructions on how to apply makeup to your hair and use sanitary products birth control pills and condoms in case you get frisky.

If you have any further questions or problems please don't hesitate to call our helpline before hanging up on him.

He sat there staring at the phone in his small delicate and annoyed by the way the woman had treated him.

Then the text message came through that made things even worse.

Today's meeting had been pulled forward an hour and he now only had 30 minutes to get dressed get out and get to the meeting.

How was he ever going to do it in the body like this?




2 comments:

  1. Personally, I would just blow off the meeting and spend the time playing with that sexy little body. 😁

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