It will take years to pay all of this off!

Alan was pissed off with his sister Rachel who had the ability to swap their bodies whenever she wanted for stealing his body without his permission again. 

He decided this time to have a little bit of retail therapy at her expense.

He sat there buying expensive things and charging it all to her credit card.

He was really enjoying himself if only he knew his sister wasn't coming back with his body this time.

As she had met a cute girl a few weeks ago when she was in his body and they had now eloped together.