What's so fascinating?

Alan was sick and tired of having to wear what the woman who he switch bodies with gave him.

He decided it was about time he went shopping for some new clothing and shoes as everything this woman owned was dresses skirts and high heels.

He headed straight to Foot Locker to buy himself some decent trainers and could not understand why he was getting so much attention from the sales lads as he sat down trying on another pair of trainers.