Now ladies this is stuff you need to know.

65 year old Dennis stared blankly forward completely ignoring the teacher & the crying practice baby he had been forced to carry about all week.

He did not see why he should have to take a remedial class with the rest of the boys who had become girls in the great shift.

He did not want to know about the changes the body he now had was going to go through.

He did not want to know about the consequences of unprotected sex for girls as he was never going to let a man between his legs.

He did not want to know the proper way to change a baby's nappy or to bottle-feed it.

As far as he was concerned that was stuff for girls and he was still a boy despite the body he was in.