Fucking heels!

Jason thought he was really doing well on his first night out in heels.

He managed to walk from the house to the taxi and from the taxi to the nightclub without having to hold onto his sister.

But after a few drinks he was feeling very unsteady on his feet.

But that could not stop him from wanting a kebab.

So after leaving the nightclub & almost falling on his face his sister helped him across the road to the local kebab shop.

Where even with the support of the counter he fell flat on his ass thanks to the slippery floor and the fact that he was not used to his heels in his drunken state.

Which was just another thing for him to add to the list of things he hated about being a woman.