Just a crazy woman.

Robert could not believe nobody would believe his story that the young woman he picked up hitchhiking had stole his body.

He was determined to prove it and decided to break into his own house.

The person who stole his body caught him trying to break in and called the cops on him who also did not believe his cockamamie story about having his body stolen by her.

After six months in the local psychiatric hospital undergoing evaluation he was deemed safe to be released back into the community with a restraining order slapped on him to stay away from Mr Robert Phillips.

But despite the restraining order taken out against him Robert snuck up on his own house and rummage through his dustbins looking for any evidence that would prove his story and that he was not just a crazy woman claiming to be a man.

But all he found was the usual detritus of everyday life.

So engrossed in what he was doing he did not notice the sheriff's car pull up until it was too late.