Friday 24 March 2017

Hanging out with the lads.

Ralph was having a few drinks and watching the football with his mates.

It was the first time they had hung out together in many months.

He was surprised by how easily they accepted what had happened to him. 

He felt a little bit nervous seeing he was the only one there dressed in a dress and drinking chardonnay.

As for some reason his new female body did not like the taste of a brewski.

After his fourth glass of wine he was feeling slightly tipsy & looking at his friends in a whole new light.

He felt the sexual tension growing in his loins.

It had been over six months since he had sex and his new female body was overwhelmed by the amount of testosterone in the air.

The urge to mate was overwhelming his common sense and lowering his inhibitions.

He excused himself to go and powder his nose and slipped off his knickers in the bathroom.

He did not know why he did it.

But it just seemed like the right thing to do.




When he got back to his mates watching the football he asked did any of them want to pop his cork?

Which made them all forget about the football match on the TV and started an argument about who was going to be first.

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