That hurts.

Jason did not think his new lady parts were as sensitive as his old male bits but whilst messing around on the bleachers at school enjoying the cool morning air around his bare legs and female nether regions.

He slipped on a puddle of water due to the ridiculous shoes he was wearing that had no grip.

He landed on the bleacher with a smack which made him cry out in anguish and brought tears to his eyes.

Which taught him a valuable lesson just because you don't have anything hanging between your legs anymore doesn't stop it from hurting when you land on it as his friend rushed over to see how he was.