Catching up with his ex.

I don't think your new bodies that bad Jessica said to her ex-boyfriend Michael as they stood in line at the canteen.

Michael said but you should see how weird I look naked.

It wouldn't be too bad if I was just a teenage girl but being a pregnant teenage girl is a whole different situation.

I have stretch marks swollen ankles and very sensitive breasts.

My mother has to fasten my shoes as I cannot see my own feet and I have to wobble when I walk like a frigging constipated Penguin as you cannot believe how heavy this thing sticking out in front of me is.

And you should have seen the video the nurse shown me the other day of a woman giving birth it's enough to put you off sex for life it was like one big hairy eyeball covered in mucus and that's what I've got to look forward to thanks to the great shift as he picked up his tray and wobbled over to one of the empty tables.

Desperately needing to sit down as his back was killing him with Jessica following behind.