He had dropped out of college three years ago and was still living in his parents basement and sponging off them.
So Jessica decided that she was going to do something about it.
And with the aid of an old mad woman which for some reason all the kids in the neighborhood thought was a witch because she was bent double due to a dowager's hump & lives in a house with 50 cats and always look like she had been dragged through a hedge by her hair.
If only the neighborhood kids knew they were right and in fact that she was a old witch who was always happy to teach a man a lesson after she was left standing at the altar.
She gave Jessica a bottle of liquor and told her the more that her son drank the more feminine and delicate he would become and not to worry about the authorities because the effect would make everybody believe that he had always been a girl and only she and Jessica would know the truth.
She took the bottle of liquor paying the old woman what she wanted and headed home to set a trap
She left it on the counter in the kitchen knowing her greedy lazy son would take it and drink it all which he did.
And in the morning she awoke to the sight of her beautiful daughter passed out in a chair with an almost empty bottle of alcohol on the floor.
And now Jessica's life is a little bit easier as she has a beautiful daughter who is well mannered good looking and always happy to help around the house.
Jessica is now just wondering could she do the same to her lazy husband who was not even any good in the sack anymore.
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