Monday 9 May 2016

The thrill of the auction.


The next lot in our catalogue ladies and gentlemen is lot 01.

A beautiful young 19-year-old 5 foot 3 specimen of womanly loveliness now showing on the stage.





One previous owner guaranteed no cosmetic surgery or implants everything you see is real.

No history of drug abuse.
No history of sexually transmitted diseases.
No criminal convictions.


Up for auction to help the young lady pay for college.

She is willing to take anybody under the age of 35 with a good medical history as part exchange.

Now ladies and gentlemen who would start me off at $10,000?

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