Elsa Pataky: Requested by Josef Zápotocky

Before the great shift I was just your normal average everyday man living an ordinary life working every day to survive.

Then all of a sudden I find myself in the middle age woman's body.

It was not just any woman's body.

It was Elsa Pataky's body.

I would be lying to you if I did not say that it was hard adjusting to be in the woman.

After 35 years as being a man getting used to just a basics of feminine life like sitting down to pain and calculating your days between your cycles was mind-bendingly difficult.

But over time I got used to being a woman.

I got used to having a vagina.

I got used to sitting down to pee and menstruating.

I got used to wearing bars pretty dresses and make up.

I got used to men fencing me and I fencing them.

Over the space of a year I got used to my new  gender identity and sexuality.

I will no longer afraid to embrace my new woman.

I started seeing friends again and hanging out.

I stopped feeling  like I should be wearing shorts and t-shirts when I was an address and high heels.

I stopped wearing baggy board shorts and t-shirts when I met them at the beach reveal.

I have a killer body so I might as well  show it off.