It's my turn to give it.

Richard knew his girlfriend used to be a guy before the great shift put him in a woman's body.

He could get used to some of her still doing guy things like scratching ones genitalia in public, farting in bed and taking the newspaper with her into the bathroom.

But he was not sure that he could get used to this one as she introduced him to her little friend who she like to use when the red flag was up.