Saturday 25 June 2016

What should today's treat be?



Robert stood in front of the vending machine hands on his hips wondering what sticky sweet treat he should treat himself too today.

This was the only pleasure he had left in his life at the moment.

He couldn't drink beer he had to cut down on his coffee intake and give up his after dinner cigar after agreeing to swap bodies with his pregnant wife so she would not have to take time off work after nearly getting a promotion.

Which with the child on the way they would need the extra money and she was definitely the bigger breadwinner in the family.

He stood there mulling over his choices knowing in just three days he would be on maternity leave which meant there was only 2 months left before it was his due time and after giving birth which he definitely was not looking forward to.

He would have 12 months of nursing and changing nappies before his wife gave him his body back.

Which unbeknownst to him she had no plans on doing and just 4 months after giving birth to his first child he was pregnant with his second after his wife in his body accidentally forgot to wear a condom one night and apparently that's all it took to knock him up again.

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